AlliesXreader drabble

-Slight language but I was to lazy too put a warning-
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It was a hot night. It was a summer night. It was a Thursday night with the Allies. And you were at a bar, getting hammered beyond belief. And Francis was currently throwing up in the bathroom, not that anyone really cared.

Alfred, Arthur and you were drinking. Ivan was also drinking but somehow remained sober. Yao was your designated driver.

"____, don't you think you've had enough to drink?" Yao tried asking you.

"I don't know, is Arthur crying?" You slurred.

"Yes, he's also on the floor. With no pants on."

"Whooo!" You shouted and jumped out of your seat, then faceplanted on the floor.

"How many drinks have you had?" Ivan asked you.

"All of them."

"All of them? What?" Alfred wasn't drinking as hard as you and Iggy, so he was still technically not drunk.

"Jagerbombs!" You shouted from the floor of the bar.

Alfred smirked to Ivan and Yao.

"Hey ____, I think that guy wants to fight you." He tilted his head in the direction of a random guy at the bar.

"Come at me bro! It's 2012 i'm gonna die in six months anyway!" You slurr-yelled at him.

"OK you're drunk, let's go." Yao grabbed your arm and forced you out of the bar.

"Hey!" You shouted to a person on the other side of the street. "Your face! I like that shit!"

The person stepped back slightly then sped-walked away.

"Bitch." You muttered.

"Hey ____, that guy's pretty hot, isn't he?" Alfred pointed ahead of you.

In your current state, you saw a shirtless guy with abs, black Dragonball-Z hair and a tan.

"Heyy baby, how you doin'?" You leaned on 'him'.

"____," Yao facepalmed.

"What?! I'm trying to score!" You yelled.

"That's a fucking parking meter!" He grabbed your wrist and dragged you away.

"Let's go to Walmart!" You yelled and managed to break free of his grasps and run down the dark street.

"The land of unicorns and rainbows and cheap frozen pizza! Ahahahahahahahahaha!" You
laughed obnoxiously and stumbled to the ground.

Suddenly feeling sad, you started to dry-sob. "Ahhh! Why did Jack leave me?" You complained.

"Who's Jack?" Ivan asked.

"He was so nice! Jack Daniels!" You yelled, wallowing in the dewy grass.

"____, I worry about you sometimes." Alfred sighed. "Also, look at that guy." He, once again, pointed across the street.

"Haha," You cackled, suddenly back to your happy drunk state. "Heyyy sexy!"

"Once again, that's a fucking parking meter!" Yao yelled.

"No, it's a stop sign," You corrected. "A sexy stop sign."

"..." Yao growled and pulled you off the ground.

"Where are we going?"

"We're going the fuck home."

"Can we get more shots on the way?"

"Hell no!"

~~Meanwhile back at the bar~~

"Ahhhwahahaha..." Arthur rolled on the bar floor. "Why America! Why! You would be nothing without me!"

"Sir, I think you've had a little too much." The bartender looked over the bar at Arthur.

"You don't know me!" Arthur yelled at him, still pants-less. "You don't even know!"